Hiring a Copywriter Shouldn't Feel Like
Playing Poker With a Losing Hand
You found someone.
They seemed smart. Said all the right things on the call.
Then they disappeared.
Came back a week later with copy so boring like Chat GPT in 2019, even your client fell asleep reading it.
Now you're stuck:
Rewriting half of it at midnight (again)
Asking for "just one more tweak" (knowing it won't help)
Apologizing to your client because their writer didn't deliver
Meanwhile, deadlines are knocking, Slack is pinging, and you're wondering if you should've just written the damn thing yourself.
Sound familiar?
Let's not do that again. Cool?
The Secret Weapon Behind Copy
That Actually Delivers
Yeah, it's me - Jake Carter.
Possibly the best-looking guy ever to open a website. (Don't quote me on that 😆)
But good looks only get you so far.
What really matters? I write copy that saves agencies and business owners (like you) hours of stress and back-and-forth.
You send me a brief. I send back copy that actually sounds like your client…like it came from inside their brain, not off some dusty swipe file.
No hand-holding. No "just checking in" emails.
Just sharp, usable copy. Delivered when I said it would be.
Here's what working with me looks like:
You send a brief.
I write it.
You get a draft you're excited to show your client.
And here's the best part:
We'll start with a small project.
If you don't like it, feel free to toss it. You don't have to pay me.
But I have a feeling... you're gonna like it. 😏
Previous Work
Real results from real projects. These aren't just pretty mockups—they're campaigns that actually moved the needle.
Client Love
Don't just take my word for it. Here's what people actually say after working with me.
"We handed him the messiest brief of the year and somehow got our best-performing ad yet. Jake doesn't just write copy - he reads minds. Our client was thrilled, and we looked like geniuses."
Sarah Mitchell
Creative Director, Lsix Marketing Agency
Fast turnaround, zero revisions needed. That's never happened before.
Marcus Chen
Growth Marketing Lead
Finally, a copywriter who actually gets our brand voice. Game changer.
Lisa Rodriguez
Brand Manager
So What's The Move?
Option A: You could roll the dice on another "kind-of-okay" writer.
Keep playing copywriter roulette, crossing your fingers, and hoping this time will be different.
Option B: Or we could try one small project - no strings, no invoice unless you love it.
Start with something small, see if we click, and build from there.